(|> RockySAD: hey zelda
Triforce Of Wisdom: yes, i am Princess Zelda. who are you?
(|> RockySAD: =0
(|> RockySAD: teh 1337
Triforce Of Wisdom: mmmmmm alright
(|> RockySAD: im here to save u
Triforce Of Wisdom: HURRAY
(|> RockySAD: uh ohhhhhhhh
(|> RockySAD: i smell ganon
Triforce Of Wisdom: poopy-poo-poo....
(|> RockySAD: its ok
(|> RockySAD: he has a sword
Triforce Of Wisdom: watch out for his dark purple magic attack
(|> RockySAD: i have a tank
(|> RockySAD: quick hop in
Triforce Of Wisdom: awsome
Triforce Of Wisdom: *hops in*
(|> RockySAD: *revs engine*
Triforce Of Wisdom: AIM!
(|> RockySAD: and *hydraulic sounds*
Triforce Of Wisdom: and..... FIRE!!!
(|> RockySAD: ********FIRES*******
(|> RockySAD: HAHA
(|> RockySAD: ok
Triforce Of Wisdom: MWUHAHAHAH
(|> RockySAD: i think we got him
Triforce Of Wisdom: ok
Triforce Of Wisdom: ya he looks pretty defeated
Triforce Of Wisdom: bleeding everywheres
(|> RockySAD: actually i dont even see him
(|> RockySAD: just a red mist off in the distance
Triforce Of Wisdom: oh ya thats his clone im looking at
Triforce Of Wisdom: from the forest temple
(|> RockySAD: quick
(|> RockySAD: kill it too
Triforce Of Wisdom: FIRE!
(|> RockySAD: im outa ammo!
(|> RockySAD: get on the .50
Triforce Of Wisdom: poopy-poo-poo....
Triforce Of Wisdom: ok
(|> RockySAD: WOOT
Triforce Of Wisdom: *hops on .50 cal*
Triforce Of Wisdom: *shoots the ganon clone*
Triforce Of Wisdom: alright. hes pretty wasted
(|> RockySAD: *deep thunking noises as the bullets not just pierce his skin but rip off entire limbs as they do*
(|> RockySAD: ok
(|> RockySAD: we got them all
Triforce Of Wisdom: haha
Triforce Of Wisdom: now go back in time and regain your lost past
(|> RockySAD: we needa time machine first
Triforce Of Wisdom: just put that big sword of yours in the cement
(|> RockySAD: nah
(|> RockySAD: i like it
Triforce Of Wisdom: thought so...
(|> RockySAD: =00000000
(|> RockySAD: yaysh prz
(|> RockySAD: lol
Triforce Of Wisdom: lol
Triforce Of Wisdom: that was a great victory. should do it again sometimes
(|> RockySAD: like right now!
(|> RockySAD: LEFT 4 DEAD TIME!
(|> RockySAD: at least for me
(|> RockySAD: haha
Triforce Of Wisdom: ok ill be on soon
(|> RockySAD: k i need to pee
Triforce Of Wisdom: mmmkay
(|> RockySAD: take ur time
Triforce Of Wisdom: and chiwalker?
(|> RockySAD: he'll be on eventually
(|> RockySAD: hes gonna call me
Triforce Of Wisdom: ok sweet
Triforce Of Wisdom: LOZ forever

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